Ok…So the Gardening Thing Ended Up Exactly Like I Thought it Would
Some folks have serious green thumbs. I however, do not. The sooner I embrace this, the sooner I will stop killing plants. I honestly don’t know where I go wrong. Too much water? Too little water? Too much sun? Not enough sun? I just don’t know.
I’ve thought about taking a class…maybe there’s something I’m missing. Maybe I need to sprinkle my plants in Holy Water and recite the Lord’s Prayer over them. Maybe the ‘Citrus food plant food’ isn’t really for citrus plants?
At this point though, I give up. Maybe I’ll try again in the fall. Maybe not. Maybe I’ll just take the kids over to Grandma Donna’s house to study the life cycle of a pineapple. They grow like wildflowers in her yard.
I just thank God that I can raise children better than I raise tomatoes.